Monday, April 18, 2011

5th Show - "Freakuent Flyer"

Take #1 - Again I said "I will count to 3"

Take #2 - not sure they are any more organised

A great audience for the fifth show including the Clint the guide dog puppy. Lots of laughs and people willing to join in. Weirdly the heckles came after the show as they were leaving. Still got the last word - and some extra laughs. I really appreciated the second round of applause by a group of the audience as they passed me in the corridor as they were on the way out.

You have heard the rumours and Tuesday night will be your last chance to see Freakuent Flyer. Tickets still available through TicketMaster and at the door. Artists get in free with your participant pass.



Saturday, April 16, 2011

Freakuent Flyer - Hump Day


Night four of seven. Great size audience. Performing at Hotel Discovery (backpacker) tonight was the first night we managed to get any of the backpackers to attend the show - great work Tamm. There were also a number of walk ups which is exciting - thanks to previous audiences for their positive word-of-mouth. A big shout out to the two Asian backpackers for your excited participation in the photo.

Audiences are growing with Sunday being a sell out! To see what the buzz is about get tickets to Saturday or Tuesday shows.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Night 3 - Freakuent Flyer

Take #1 - Muriel was not ready

Take #2 - so much better as Muriel had got herself organised!

A small but great spirited audience. Had the chance to meet them all by name. Definitely in the mood for a good laugh. A small audience means there is a lot of chance for extra material - like DVD extras (if only I was filming a DVD)
Only a few tickets left for Friday night show. Sunday SOLD OUT. Still tickets available for Saturday and Tuesday show.


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Freakuent Flyer (Melbourne International Comedy Festival) - Show #2


22 people in the audience tonight and they all appeared to enjoy themselves. Still laughing in all of the right places. I only lost track of where I was up to once but again James-the-Sound-Guy kept me on track. Explored some improvised material that went down well...special thanks to the Australian armed forces for their inspiration.

Thanks to audience members took the time to speak to me/shake my hand after the show, I am thankful you came along and relieved you were amused by my stories and songs

Still tickets available for the next couple of shows. Other artists are free with their participant passes

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

First show - Freakuent Flyer


The first show is done and dusted, I lost track of where I was up to but thanks to James-the-Sound-Guy it all came together beautifully. A small but appreciative audience. Check out the tour photo.
Remembered all of the words and tunes to all of the songs.

Seats are still available so hope to see you there

Friday, March 25, 2011

Have you picked up lately?


My first overseas holiday was to Africa for a four week safari. I remember that for that trip I got quite a send off; Mum, Dad, sister, Auntie and a car full of friends. At the time I thought it was wonderful. Sharing the love and all that.

Turns out they all were just making sure that I left the country.

This was best demonstrated on my return from the same holiday. Having collected my luggage and passed through Australian customs I entered the “Arrivals” lounge to find it full over everyone else’s family and friends. They all did arrive.

My friends were about 30 minutes late, but did eventually complete the pick up. My parents did show at the airport some 12 hours after my arrival. They confused am/pm apparently. Tey called me from the airport to determine my location.

Now the love is completely gone. I take a shuttle bus to the airport, alone. On my recent visit to Adelaide my parents did complete an on time pick up. Upon departure their preferred support was to drop my at the nearest bus stop, which would only add an additional 30-40minutes to my journey – to be at the airport for a 6am flight.

In Chile LAN Air got the pick up confused. The flight was delayed and so I missed my connection. A fact I knew some 30 hours prior to my departure. I was already booked on the next available flight and a 5 star hotel room was booked on my behalf at the airlines expense. The only thing left to organise a bus transfer.

There were many other travellers faced with the same situation. The airline customer service staff decided that at this point they would only speak in Spanish, knowing that the majority of affected passengers were Australian. This rule was only broken for one reason – leggy blondes.

The staff were instantly bi-lingual. I think this s a world record for learning a new language.

The blonde was elected our leader, unopposed, and without any further delays we were ushered to the bus stop to await the arrival of the transfer bus. Ninety minutes later the blonde returned to the service desk to negotiate the ordering of an actual bus.

I think there should be rules for airport pickups.

  1. A host MUST collect all international visitors from an airport
  2. If a host collects interstate visitors from the airport they MUST also complete the drop-off.
  3. A traveller MUST offer to pay any airport parking costs incurred by the person/s completing the pick up. The person completing the pickup will ALWAYS refuse the offer.
  4. To avoid any carpark costs, a passenger can text/call the picker-upper upon landing. This MUST be arranged prior to the flight and only delay the pick up for a maximum of 5 minutes. This is not an excuse to be late for the pick up.

Share you airport pick up rules and stories in the comments section

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

New Gigs

two last gigs before the comedy festival starts
24 March @ The Monastery on Church Street Richmond Victoria starts 8pm free entry
29 March @ The London Port Melbourne Victoria starts 8pm free entry

My set will include material from my upcoming show Freakuent Flyer as well as some material that if I was to make a DVD would be in the Extras section

Tickets are selling for my show http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search?tm_link=tm_homeA_header_search&q=freakuent+flyer&search.x=0&search.y=0 be quick if you want tickets to Sunday night